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slenderman
May 24, 2025 at 7:55:10 PM
collect my pages
Replied on: May 25, 2025 at 12:33:49 AM
can you say hi to your gay cousin ilikemenderman for me
trent
May 22, 2025 at 7:42:07 PM
Atabook / Github / Strawpage !:
https://shakenandstirred.straw.page/
Recommend me a song !:
gift - the garden
hi u seem cool... ur ponies are cool too!! ^_^
Replied on: May 23, 2025 at 4:44:21 PM
HII THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!! The Garden song,,, you are automatically so cool i love The Garden
Anonymous
May 15, 2025 at 5:01:35 AM
Atabook / Github / Strawpage !:
https://ch4sterr.atabook.org/?page=1
I always see you at docks, and ur ponies are so cool waaaa <3
Replied on: May 15, 2025 at 7:53:21 PM
THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!!!!! ^__^
EVIL BRAYAN "chance
May 12, 2025 at 9:00:06 AM
Let me in ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
3 am : hi, it's time for your EVIL MEWING CLASS ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฅ.
Have you ever heard of evil parkour?
Alright, time for my mandatory EVIL Parkour check, sighs letโs get this over with.
door opens Youโre late, you know the deal, you can do the one block jump for the EVIL raw chicken, or you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the EVIL BEef.
Here in EVIL Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the EVILbeef. Itโs better to be safe and do the one block jump for the EVIL chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a EVIL hunger bar more.
Tomorrow, you better not be late, or youโll be doing EVILLLLL 2-block jumps as punishment.
Yes Sir, sorry, I wonโt be late next time. Down here, us EVIL Parkour Noobs only get fed once a day. One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day. But, thatโs the life of Parkour Civilization. If you want to survive, you have to parkour. Every Parkour Noob has the same goal, and thatโs to make it to the top layer where all the Parkour Pros live, except most Parkour Pros are born on the top layer. If youโre a Parkour Noob, thereโs only one way up, and that is through the Temple of Parkour. The Temple of Parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the bottom layer to the top layer. To make it up, you have to do an impossibly hard parkour course that no parkour noob has ever completed, and thats assuming you even get the chance to complete the course. The inside of the temple is protected by a barrier, and the only way a Parkour Noob gets past the barrier is if theyโve earned a ticket. Iโve never even tried getting a ticket before, but if Iโm going to rank up to a Parkour Pro one day, Iโm going to have to. In my neighborhood, pretty much everyone has fallen into the Void and died, except for the guy who lives right next to me. Heโs been my neighbour for five years! neighbour attempts the vertical jump for the beef and falls into the void vine boom NO! WHY DID HE TRY GOING FOR THE BEEF!?!?!? Well, I guess I have to change my statement; I now live in this neighbourhood alone. In Parkour Civilization, only Parkour Pros are allowed to break or place blocks. For Parkour Noobs, itโs strictly prohibited, and unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. A while ago, I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log. No one has seen an oak log in years since trees donโt exist in Parkour Civilization, so I had to try to take it.
โStop right now!โ
Oh no, Iโm done for.
You really thought you could break that without me noticing? What, were you going to try to cheat parkour?
No, Sir, I didnโt try to cheat. I just thought it would be super rare and I wanted to collect it.
Stop talking, give me two jumps now.
Two jumps in a row!? Okay, sorry Sir, Iโll do it right now.
You know what? You seem a little too happy about two; letโs make it three.
O-okay, Iโll do three.
You know what? Now letโs make it four jumps in a row.
Ah, four in a row?? Come on. does his punishment while talking In Parkour Civilization, it should be no surprise that all punishments were just more forms of parkour, and that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block.
Youโre lucky you got a light punishment. Donโt forget, youโre at the bottom, so follow the rules.
Itโs safe to say that if youโre at the bottom level of Parkour Civilization, itโs not exactly the best.
evil brayan
May 12, 2025 at 8:56:53 AM
2:56 am, 4 more minutes. Your toes aren't safe now ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Brayan "chance
May 12, 2025 at 8:56:00 AM
"how to mew" WHAT IS RHAT RESPONSE. I WILL KEEP MEIWNG #MEW4EVER
isaac
May 11, 2025 at 4:26:06 PM
Atabook / Github / Strawpage !:
yaoipotion on github
Recommend me a song !:
mascara by sub urban
HI! i love your ponytown style and your strawpage is really cool and you seem so cool in general ok? HAVE A NICE DAY 
Replied on: May 12, 2025 at 1:17:38 AM
AAAWWWWWW THANK YOU BRAH ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ YOU HAVE A NICE DAY TOO YOURE AWESOME also i really like ur gh name,, : 3
suit !!!! from!!! jjkay03's civilization vidoes!!! chekc it out pl
May 7, 2025 at 12:08:22 AM
Atabook / Github / Strawpage !:
i err.. use vk.. @70eleven
Recommend me a song !:
Ode to What Could Have Been
i LOOVE your parkour civi skisn... ong..
Replied on: May 7, 2025 at 12:34:28 AM
THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!! ^__^ 
bbchip
May 6, 2025 at 10:34:09 PM
Recommend me a song !:
A Rosa - trio mocoto
Helloo
Replied on: May 7, 2025 at 12:34:16 AM
HAAIIII ^_^
Anonymous
May 4, 2025 at 6:02:19 AM
this will be sex in 2011
Replied on: May 4, 2025 at 10:03:22 PM
i agree with this
cal
May 2, 2025 at 9:55:55 PM
Atabook / Github / Strawpage !:
SCUMJUNKIE
Recommend me a song !:
Inside... - Decalius
Hi yiu are my best friend i love you twin hii bye
Replied on: May 3, 2025 at 12:49:07 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII CAL I LOVE YOU TWIN โคโคโคโคโค HIII BYUE
evbo
April 29, 2025 at 6:42:03 AM
Atabook / Github / Strawpage !:
github - JayKubzscouts
Recommend me a song !:
CHERRYWAVES - DEFTONES GRHRHRHRHRHRRR
360 flips you to trick you to buy me a mansion in parkour civ 
Replied on: April 29, 2025 at 7:10:59 PM
NO FREAKING WAY WAS THAT A 360 ??????????????????????????? you get the biggest mansion yesssss
Sigma tom
April 28, 2025 at 4:37:12 AM
Atabook / Github / Strawpage !:
SunnysLoveyGarden
Recommend me a song !:
4 big guys by digbar
I'm gonna find you...growls..
Replied on: April 28, 2025 at 7:09:05 PM
WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You will not find me im hiding in the woods with slenderman
brayan
April 27, 2025 at 9:33:46 AM
how to mew like you
Replied on: April 28, 2025 at 7:09:20 PM
okay so first you wanna get some ammonia and then bleach
evil BRAYAN or azure ig.......!
April 25, 2025 at 4:22:45 PM
tickle monster will come for you on 05.08.24
Replied on: April 25, 2025 at 6:08:25 PM
wuh oh,,, ๐๐
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