Anonymous Pirate
September 13, 2026 at 10:29:12 PM
Shiver me timbers, listen here, Minecraftmaxxing! Today be the last bloody day ye draw breath, I swear it on me cutlass! Ye got no reason fer livin', ye be a waste o' good sea air, and no soul aboard this earth wants ye near their vessel. So I've hired a crew o' cutthroat hitmen to come and send ye to Davy Jones' locker, violent and bloody as the kraken's wrath! And why, ye ask? 'Cause fer some cursed reason ye didn't take the time to walk the plank yerself years ago, so now I'm forced to take matters into me own hands, ye ugly bilge rat! Yer takes be garbage, and ye deserve to sail alone with no mates, yo ho ho!
Replied on: September 13, 2026 at 10:33:39 PM
IM SO FUCKIGN SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TIMNBERS ARE SHIVERED!!!!!!!!!!!