EVIL BRAYAN "chance
May 12, 2025 at 9:00:06 AM
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3 am : hi, it's time for your EVIL MEWING CLASS ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฅ.
Have you ever heard of evil parkour?
Alright, time for my mandatory EVIL Parkour check, sighs letโs get this over with.
door opens Youโre late, you know the deal, you can do the one block jump for the EVIL raw chicken, or you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the EVIL BEef.
Here in EVIL Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the EVILbeef. Itโs better to be safe and do the one block jump for the EVIL chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a EVIL hunger bar more.
Tomorrow, you better not be late, or youโll be doing EVILLLLL 2-block jumps as punishment.
Yes Sir, sorry, I wonโt be late next time. Down here, us EVIL Parkour Noobs only get fed once a day. One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day. But, thatโs the life of Parkour Civilization. If you want to survive, you have to parkour. Every Parkour Noob has the same goal, and thatโs to make it to the top layer where all the Parkour Pros live, except most Parkour Pros are born on the top layer. If youโre a Parkour Noob, thereโs only one way up, and that is through the Temple of Parkour. The Temple of Parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the bottom layer to the top layer. To make it up, you have to do an impossibly hard parkour course that no parkour noob has ever completed, and thats assuming you even get the chance to complete the course. The inside of the temple is protected by a barrier, and the only way a Parkour Noob gets past the barrier is if theyโve earned a ticket. Iโve never even tried getting a ticket before, but if Iโm going to rank up to a Parkour Pro one day, Iโm going to have to. In my neighborhood, pretty much everyone has fallen into the Void and died, except for the guy who lives right next to me. Heโs been my neighbour for five years! neighbour attempts the vertical jump for the beef and falls into the void vine boom NO! WHY DID HE TRY GOING FOR THE BEEF!?!?!? Well, I guess I have to change my statement; I now live in this neighbourhood alone. In Parkour Civilization, only Parkour Pros are allowed to break or place blocks. For Parkour Noobs, itโs strictly prohibited, and unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. A while ago, I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log. No one has seen an oak log in years since trees donโt exist in Parkour Civilization, so I had to try to take it.
โStop right now!โ
Oh no, Iโm done for.
You really thought you could break that without me noticing? What, were you going to try to cheat parkour?
No, Sir, I didnโt try to cheat. I just thought it would be super rare and I wanted to collect it.
Stop talking, give me two jumps now.
Two jumps in a row!? Okay, sorry Sir, Iโll do it right now.
You know what? You seem a little too happy about two; letโs make it three.
O-okay, Iโll do three.
You know what? Now letโs make it four jumps in a row.
Ah, four in a row?? Come on. does his punishment while talking In Parkour Civilization, it should be no surprise that all punishments were just more forms of parkour, and that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block.
Youโre lucky you got a light punishment. Donโt forget, youโre at the bottom, so follow the rules.
Itโs safe to say that if youโre at the bottom level of Parkour Civilization, itโs not exactly the best.